friendly? no (open)

So they'd be flying sooner this year? That was good, but he didn't think much of a friendly match between his team and Hufflepuff. Every match should be played just the same, even if it had nothing to do with the Quidditch cup. Hopefully this was a prelude to getting some badger injuries in early, so they'd be slower and sloppier when it came to the actual rounds...

Dances were definitely not his thing. Still, he'd managed to put on something that didn't have rips or tears in it (that was after being told to change twice by Professor Riddle at the door), and he was willing to do something rather than being bored in the common room all night.

"Move," he grunted, pushing someone out the way as he went to the drinks table.

Siobhan was at one of the drink tables chatting with a friend when someone suddenly pushed her out of the way. She stumbled, luckily maintaining her balance in her shoes. She whipped her head around and saw it was Mackenna. She frowned and shoved him in the back, "Watch where you're going!"

@Wade MacKenna

He stumbled forward, and his hand planted right into a cake. Someone laughed - he wanted to find them and punch them. Before that though was the matter of who had the nerve to push him.

It was that fireworks chick from Marilyn's dorm.

"I was watchin' where I was goin', and your big arse was in the way!"

@Siobhan Finnigan

"Oh so you just chose to be a rude dick then?" She said rolling her eyes at him. She didn't know what Marilyn saw in the guy. He was a total douche rocket 99 percent of the time. "And my arse is not big." She said glaring at him, "Keep it up and you might find a bottle rocket shoved up yours one morning."

@Wade MacKenna

"Ya come anywhere near my dorm and I'll shrink ya down and play whack-a-mole!"

He laughed.

"At least ya arse will be smaller then."

This is why he liked arguing with Gryffindors the most. They were all on a similar wavelength of impulsivity. Well, most of them.

@Siobhan Finnigan

"Is that a promise or a threat?" She wasnt afraid of Mackenna. She glared at him, her fists clenching at her side, "Keep running that mouth of yours and I'll rip it off your face and up a hippogriffs ass." She said, her temper rising slowly.

@Wade MacKenna

"I dunno. Does sound kinda fun though, don't it?"

Apparently he'd broken his rage and was actually thinking of the possibilities of human whack-a-mole. He laughed.

"Does that mean anythin'? 'Cause it sounds like a load of shit. That generally what comes out ya mouth, yeah?"

@Siobhan Finnigan

Kinky. Didn't know you were into being pegged." She said, fucking with him was a good way to pass the time. "It means shut the fuck up, Mackenna." Why was he so damn annoying?
Didn't he have anything better to do with his life than to piss people off?

@Wade MacKenna

Wade looked at her like she was a freak.

"... What ya goin' on about? Weirdo."

Clearly he wasn't following with her train of thought.

"So does this." He put his cake-covered finger slowly down her lip, then flicked the excess generally in her direction.

@Siobhan Finnigan

"You're a moron." Was all she said. She was tired of entertaining him and she knew he was getting off by getting her mad. But then he put icing on her lip and flicked some at her face, "What the hell?" She grabbed a cupcake from the table and shoved it onto the top of his head, "You're a prick!"

@Wade MacKenna

A cupcake was squashed into the top of his head, and Wade laughed.

"Right back at ya."

He did the same, smothering it right into her hairdo. Laughing, he took off in the opposite direction, enjoying the fight they were getting into. It was a lot more fun than standing around seeing stupid couples groping each other up everywhere.

@Siobhan Finnigan

Siobhan was frozen, with her jaw dropped when he smashed the cupcake in her hair, "Do you know how long I had to sit and let Alayna fuck with my hair? 3 hours! This took 3 fucking bloody damn hours!" She said as she ditched her heels and took off after him. She was going to beat him within an inch of his life, "Mackenna!"

@Wade MacKenna

"Hmn sorry - I don't talk whiny bitch."

He was hiding behind @Marilyn Grayson as she spoke to @Ashton Harrington.

"Either of youse wanna be a human shield?" he asked them, laughing, before he ducked under some of the refreshment tables like a tunnel, crawling on his hands and knees to the other side.

@Siobhan Finnigan

Siobhan saw him do e behind Harrington and Grayson and groaned, "Pussy!" She shouted at him as he crawled under the table. She looked at Marilyn, chocolate still in her hair, "I don't know what you see in that cretin." She touched her hair and whined a bit, "Can either of you help me fix this?"

@Wade MacKenna  @Marilyn Grayson

Human shield?! Marilyn shrieked at the thought before seeing her dormmate question her superior taste in boys. Running a safeish distance of a few feet, she glanced around.

"Protect me from her, Wade! I'm always afraid I'll wake up in the ashes of the dorm every morning!"

@Wade MacKenna @Siobhan Finnigan @Ashton Harrington

The chase had gone. Why had the chase gone? Wade peeked out from under the table. Finnigan was whining to Marigold now. Marilyn. Whining to Marilyn. Whatever.

He armed himself with another cupcake and approached quietly from behind Siobhan...

@Siobhan Finnigan

Siobhan glared at Marilyn, "Keep it up and you'll wake in a pile of ashes from all those stupid sweaters you leave all over the room." She sensed movement behind her and soun, grabbing Wades wrist, "Nice try cupcake boy"

@Wade MacKenna

Wade was surprised when she grabbed his wrist. He was grinning at her.

Then he suddenly got distracted by something and pointed over her shoulder. "Whoa look at those two chicks snoggin' each other!" It was partly true. There were two girls doing something, but they weren't snogging. It was more of a look a distraction moment.

@Siobhan Finnigan

Siobhan couldn't help but smile back. She was having fun for the first time that night. She raised an eyebrow when he said two girls were snogging and she looked over to where he was pointing, "No fucking way. Is that Malfoy?"

@Wade MacKenna

"Yeah. With ya Mum."

While she was looking away, he pulled the neckline of her top and dunked the cupcake down there.

@Siobhan Finnigan

Siobhan whipped her head around to tell him to shove it when he grabbed her top and shoved a cupcake between her tits, "What the actual fuck!? You are so totally getting a bottle rocket up your ass!" She wanted to swing on him. Her anger was higher than it could possibly be. She was going to explode.

@Wade MacKenna

He laughed loudly at her.

"Yeah? C'mon then!"

Apparently he just needed an opportunity to provoke someone like this. If he couldn't punch 'em, he could do this instead.

"This chick's lactating." He told a random passer-by, pointing at her chest.

@Siobhan Finnigan

Andy, donning her best office-appropriate suit to fit the dress code, had just arrived to the dance when she managed to be near Wade and his current shenanigans.

"Oi, you were havin' fun without me?!" She glanced at Siobhan's chest and began laughing. "Didn't know we had two knocked up broads in school!"

@Wade MacKenna @Siobhan Finnigan

Siobhan had her first clenched by her side and was about to swing when another Gryffindor approached. Oh god, it was Mackenna stupid side kick. She pulled the cupcake out of her dress and threw it at Wades chest, "I'm not knocked up. He's just a moron!"

@Wade MacKenna @Andrea Ross

"Then why'd ya have a cupcake down ya top? Are you one of those special kids?"

It was such a laugh to wind her up. Wade thought her angry little face was kind of cute.

"I'm not knocked up!" He imitated her voice, but over exaggerated the melodrama. "I just like rubbin' cupcakes on my tits like a freak!"

@Siobhan Finnigan