irons in the fire ((faye))

Ah. He had missed this over break. Narkissos had been wanting a bathroom session for a while, and Carina bringing in a baby that was right fresh out of the womb provided the perfect opportunity. Last semester was surprisingly quiet in the gossip department. Granted, it was difficult to top just how wild the previous school year was, especially with some of the biggest figures being out of Hogwarts now.

Immediately, Narkissos had stripped and poured in various salts and oils into the tubs as the bath was drawn. Once he felt the depth was satisfying enough, he dipped in and waited for Faye to catch up. There was no way he could remain silent in front of all those people for much longer.

@Faye Phiera

Faye rushed out of there as quickly as Narks had, and was thankful for a quick escape. She was still processing that moment of sympathy she had to Carina, and how awkward it felt towards the end. Thank god the kid hadn't been pushed onto her.

She reached the bathroom, lowered herself into the water after getting rid of her robes, and tried to relax.

"So. Who's going to be next then? And don't say Cherry and Louis."

@Narkissos Jetson

"Hmmm, what if I went with the dark horse contender of Lakelyn? She and Macmillan had a thing or whatever, didn't they?"

It did seem like one to speculate about as it seemed as if neither of them would be that keen to reproduce currently, especially Macmillan. Anything seemed possible at this point knowing how the past year went.

"Who else do you think could be next? Blanche? James could be the sperm donor."

@Faye Phiera

Faye giggled in delight. The idea of Blanche Labelle getting impregnated by sperm donor was quite juicy indeed, even if it was a joke. At this rate, it seemed like more of their peers would get pregnant by unconventional means.

“Can I be completely honest with you?” She said, grinning in delight, “Lakelyn getting pregnant would be hilarious. She just seems... too perfect. Don’t you just love it when girls like that get a tarnish to their name?” It sounded incredibly petty, but she knew Narks would delight in it as much as her.

“Would it surprise you if I said I was reconsidering University?” She asked, after a short pause.

He nodded. "Yet it seems as if the actual sluts never get pregnant." Narkissos was aware that Cherry was very proactive about getting tested for infections. "Our sex education isn't the greatest..."

It was rather odd considering how even the prefects bathroom had managed to get a basket of contraceptive devices over break.

"You are?"

That was nice. It'd be nice to have his best friend at university with him.

@Faye Phiera